considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

gendertrashfromhell:

sorry, MOM. cant hear you over my LOUD GOTH MUSIC and GOTH ACCESSORIES. too many CRUCIFIXES in my EARS

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears